 |
|
|
 |
Unadulterated Advice
|
|
Louisville Mojo:
Ask your doctor if Mojo is right for you.
|
|
Unadulterated advice... it's exactly what it says and worth exactly what it costs: priceless. "Team Un" will attempt to bring you up to four perspectives on any problem or question you may have. We will give you our insights and opinions but what you do with them is your business! We will not shy away from the tough questions or silly ones either, but it is up to our team to decide what we will and won't answer, and the manner in which we answer. We are not responsible for anything you do with our advice, read it at your own risk, punks!
WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, YOUR FRIENDLY, HELPFUL ADVICE COLUMNISTS ARE...
Jean Valjean -
Before I considered myself a man I lived in the Arctic, caught the deadliest catch, wandered the jungles of Central America and was held at machine gun point by a Guatemalan death squad. I know something about life and being a man so listen closely.
|
Retaliation -
I have a short attention span and you'd be lucky if I actually read your whole question before I start writing a response. But I'll tell you one thing, my advice will probably be the one you follow, because it'll be the easiest and most selfish path.
|
|
JennTheMermaid -
My advice is frequently sought and well received because I'm usually right. Stop crying and being a victim. You are responsible for your own happiness, but if you can't find it, I'M SURE that I can help point you in the right direction.
|
Rand -
I'm a good listener. My friends say I'm insightful when they come to me with problems. I'm objective, level-headed, and impartial. Use me as your guide dog to the tastiest bowl of kibble that life has to offer.
|
|
|
|
Q
|
My feet are getting bigger as I get older, Does that mean my.... nevermind.
(06/02/10)
|
|
|
Q
|
Why is it so hard for a good looking girl to get laid?
(06/08/10)
I'm not ugly, I'm not fat, I'm not a crazy, raving psycho. I just want to find a guy to have sex with every now and then, ya know a fuck buddy to keep on tap but it seems EVERY guy I meet with that potential "respects me too much," or "wants a relati...
|
|
|
Q
|
Do I waste my time trying to get my ex back or just move on?
(04/19/10)
I live with my ex and want to be back with him but hes leading his ex gf and ex wife on. He tells me what I want to hear as well as them. He tells me that he loves me but he also tells them that.
When he goes back home he refuses to let me go with h...
|
|
|
Q
|
He has sexual conversations with other girls!
(04/07/10)
I have been in a relationship for almost a year and I love my boyfriend more then any thing... But he keeps having sexual conversations with other females and we have plenty of conversations about this and he keeps doing it... I know this is his firs...
|
|
|
Q
|
JennTheMermade ???
(07/12/10)
shes advice columist now wtf??? why her???
|
|
|
Q
|
What is the proper progression of dates?
(07/02/10)
If you're meeting someone from Mojo for the first time, what kind of a date would be proper, e.g. dinner and a movie, concert? What about the second? And I always hear conflicting opinions about which "base" is OK for a first, second, etc. date, so I...
|
|
|
Q
|
Hi
(06/12/10)
How long will take a man to get a woman of his heart that will truly luv him with her whole heart
|
|
favorite
|
Q
|
How do you tell a guy the REAL reason you're breaking up with him?
(05/14/10)
I've been dating a really nice guy for the last several months. We really click and have a lot of fun. The big issue is that he has performance issues. It's not full on E.D. but rather I think he's trying to hold back from finishing too fast and los...
|
|
|
view locals now online
