amy :)  

things that turn me -off- include…    Users, players, guys that think they're way hotter than they actually are, people that think they're funny when in fact they are not, liars, man boobs and gross teeth. Take care of your grill, people!

i would describe the way i dress as…    laid back, comfortable, kinda hippie chick-ish, kinda sexy

my favorite place in the whole world is…    the beach... but cuddled up in bed on a Saturday morning with my daughter watching cartoons is pretty great, too.

when it comes to politics…    liberal, open minded, disappointed with our current state of affairs...

my musical tastes…    all over the map...

i would best describe my work ethic as…    ... gots to pay the bills, no?

when it comes to my digs (apartment, home, etc.)…    I looooove my apartment. And I keep it clean.

the worst (or best) lie i've ever told was...    I try not to lie... I'm sure I've told some doozies in the past. Selective memory can be a beautiful thing.

my superpowers are...    ... wouldn't you like to know??? I still get 3am phone calls from the last one 'cuz, apparently, he misses my "superpowers". :p

things that make me really angry!    Bad drivers, mean people, bad parents, Republicans, Britney Spears, people who don't know the difference between "there" "their" and "they're" or "then" and "than"... How do you get this far in life without figuring that out???

i'm currently reading...    Seuss rocks, bitches.

if i'm in front of the tv, i might be watching...    I don't watch much anymore. When I do I like reruns of shows that used to be good or shows that are totally mindless. If it involves a washed up rock star relentlessly trying to find "love" while sifting through a gaggle of drunk tramps, I'm there.

my most recent disorder or neurosis...    Men that are absolutely no good for me....

great sex calls for lots of...    passion. Period.

one night stands can be...    ill advised. Always.